Al- kisah at no where place with non-captured time ........
The tales of two person between mother and her son will begin rite now
"Mom.... Please help me.. Please... I'm in love with Iphone4.. "me.
"Haiya.. Ai Pone Phor..? Who's the unlucky girl that wanna married with u..?", mom reply."Is she beautiful..? "
"She has beautiful retina eyes. Her eyes is the sharpest mom."
"Where is she live..?
"She just comes here legally from US mom.. She's got a great figure mom, with height 115.2 and the weight just 137 "
"What!!!!! ... Like ayam katik her height and the weight is 137!! .. OMG.. " You really blind aaa..? Did she black magic you..? "
"She's not also black.. But got white also mom.. She is 32 mom ..And have 1 little sister, 16"
"GOD!!.. Please help my son.. You want her sister also who's aged 16..? You wanna get a rotan for raping underage aa..?
"Errr.. Err.. mom.. what are you talking about..?
"Me..?? Huh.. Did you realize what just you said.. With the height of 115.2cm and her weight is 137kg.. Huh.. Who want to marry this girl with this type of shape..? Also got two tone of colour, black and white..!! And summore her age is 32.. What on earth are u thinking about this girl..? I believe she did spell of black magic to you.. I need to take you to see bomoh or pawang .. Or else.. I would lost my son to this black magic girl.."
"Err.. Mom.. Hahahha.. ahahahahha.. ahahahha.. "
"See.. her spell maybe has work too strong to you right now..GOD.. help us..."
"Mom.. Iphone4 is a multimedia smartphone la mom.. Digi just launch this product on 24th of September 2010 in order to bring an excitement of iphone technologies and application.. The figure that i gave just now was about the size of iphone4 which is 115.2mm height and 137g of weight.. And with a width of 58.6mm, it's one of the thinnest smarphone ever had in market.."
"Glup... what 'bout the 32 years and 16 years..?"
"Hehehe.. that's the capacity of the phone.. It comes with 16GB and 32GB of flash drive memory that can store thousand of my favourite song inside there.. Summore it available in 2 colour, white and black.. Hehehe.. And mom, the iphone4 have a video recording in HD format, 720p that up to 30 frames per second with audio. The camera is 5MP that bring a clear images compare with other in their class.. "
"Emmm.. others specs that an old person like me had been offer by this iPhone4..?"
"Sure they got mom... as i said before.. the offer a retina display, which this technologies will bring the sharpest most vibrant, highest-resolution phone screen ever, with four times the pixel count of previous iPhone models. In fact, the pixel density is so high that the human eye is unable to distinguish individual pixels. Which makes text amazingly crisp and images stunningly sharp. But what i like most is the iphone4 offers multitasking task. Thanks to the iOS4 software updates that bring it in a realtime task without slowing down the performance of the foreground app or draining the battery unnecessarily.."
"Woww... with that specs and application that offered by iPhone4.. for sure i'll grab it right away.. Byee... Wanna grab it 1st than u.. Hahahha"..
"Mommmmmmmmm..... "
p/s : Thanks to nuffnang that bring this opportunity to blogger participate in this contest.. Not forget the DIGI.. Always the Smarter Choice.. :)
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